After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I’ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left.

　　Me: Honey, let’s fall in love!

　　Talented girl: OK. Are you a Party member?

　　Me: No, I’m not.

　　Talented girl: Are you a League member?

　　Me: Well, no.

　　Talented girl: Well, are you a member of China Young Pioneers?

　　Me: I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions?

　　Talented girl: Then I can’t promise you. At all events, I’m the team leader of our class.

　　…

　　Recalling the painful experience, I still have two girls to chat with.

　　Me: Girl, let’s fall in love!

　　Lonely girl: Good. After all, I can fall in love.

　　Me: Well, didn’t you love someone before?

　　Lonely girl: No. They always said I was a dinosaur.

　　Me: Umm, in this case, we’d better break up at the moment.

　　Lonely girl: No, I don’t agree. It’s my first love…

　　55555555555…

　　Now the last girl left, I would especially cherish her.

　　Me: Girl, don’t you want to fall in love with me?

　　Jiaojiao: I think it’s OK, but I’d like to ask for my father’s advice.

　　Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don’t have your own definite idea!

　　Jiaojiao: It’s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me.

　　Me: …

　　Then I said: Hello, uncle.

    美眉，我们网恋吧

　　晚自习归来，我打开电脑，把男网友全部归到青蛙集中营里，把几个见过不漂亮的女网友归到恐龙集中营。剩下的三个美眉还要再聊聊。

　　我说：美眉我们网恋吧！

　　小才女说：好呀。你是党员吗？

　　我说：不是。

　　小才女说：那你是团员吗？

　　我说：不是。

　　小才女说：那你是少先队员吗？

　　我说：很多年以前就不是了，你问这些做什么？

　　小才女说：那可不行，我可是我们班的小组长呢。

　　我无语。

　　痛定思痛，还有两个MM可以聊。

　　我说：美眉我们网恋吧！

　　小孤女说：好呀，终于恋爱了。

　　我说：怎么，以前没有恋爱过吗？

　　小孤女说：没有，他们总说我是恐龙。

　　我说：哦，这样，那我们分手，就现在。

　　小孤女说：不，我不同意，这是我的初恋，55555555555……

　　还剩最后一个美眉，我倍加珍惜。

　　我说：美眉，我们网恋吧！

　　娇娇：好呀，不过我要问问我爸爸。

　　我说：天哪，这事你问你爸爸？你自己那么没主见呀?！

　　娇娇：不是呀，我今年才5岁，还不会打字，刚才是我爸爸替我打字啊。

　　我说：……

　　我再说：叔叔好。(编译：陈秀丽)