1、HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

SHE: Okay, get out.

2、HE : Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

3、HE : Can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

4、HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

5、HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

6、HE : Would you go out with me! this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

7、HE : Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

8、HE : I think I could make you very happy.

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

9、HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

10、HE : Can I have your name?

SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

11、HE : Shall we go see a movie?

SHE: I've already seen it.

12、HE : Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

13、HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

14、HE : So, what do you do for a living?

SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

15、HE : Your body is like a temple.

SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

16、HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

17、HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.

HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

SHE: Okay, get out.

HE : Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE : Can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : Would you go out with me! this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?

SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?

SHE: I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?

SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Your body is like a temple.

SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : Would you go out with me! this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.