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渣打瑞信邮件门全文中英文对照翻译,学英语绝佳材料!

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渣打邮件门是这两天的大热贴,老婆是瑞信高管,老公是渣打老板,小三是渣打员工。 渣打银行老板和下属出轨,老婆给小三用英文写了邮件, 并转发公司所有人。

瑞信女英文控诉渣打小三陶丹阳事件,网友热搜邮渣打件门女主角小三照片,老婆是瑞信高管,老公是渣打老板,小三是渣打员工。老板的杯具……渣打银行老板和下属出轨,老婆给小三用英文写了邮件,并转发公司所有人。 

开眼之余,手痒的网友还纷纷动笔翻译,南京话版、北京话版、上海话版全部登场,还有人干脆拿这些英文信当例子,讲解起了四六级语法。

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人物关系图

小三图

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附送cc信件中的人物分析:
yiyang_tao@ml.com 陶忆阳 Merrill Lynch (Asia Pacific) Limited
Sun, Yonghong 孙永红 摩根大通银行中国不良资产部总经理
PS:可怜了小三的哥哥,一个老好人,名字总在抄送的前茅 (via @yimaobuba)

 

 

—–邮件原件—–

 

——————–瑞信女的控诉——————————

发件人: Zhang, Lily [mailto:lily.zhang@credit-suisse.com]
发送时间: 2010年2月23日 10:23
收件人: Tao, Diane; yiyang_tao@ml.com; Sun, Yonghong; Winn, Sean; Stevens, Joe; Dawson, Andrew; Morrison, Alastair; Huh, Charles; Chu, Mabel; Yee, Andrew; cici779200@yahoo.com.cn; liyi@junhe.com; delh@junhe.com; josieshen@sbcglobal.net; xy@vicap.com; dcwyml@hotmail.com; charles@chicapital.com; euniqueyoung@yahoo.com.hk; Shiu, Ruby; taeyubkim@sc.com; Lai, Daniel Xiao Ming; Li, Sherry Shao Ling; Yang, Sean; Zhang, Ting; Cheung, Clara Siu Yum; Wang, Cindy Xi; Zhu, Wei; xujane@gmail.com; Prince, Jamaliah
抄送: Yale Yang
主题: Dear friends … Moving on ..

Dear friends,
After 13 years and 2 beautiful children together, Yale and I have parted our ways. Yale moved out last week.

Dear Diane/Tao Dan Yang,
Over the past couple of years, you knew everything about my family. You knew when my kids had their soccer tournaments, you knew when they had their swimming practices. You even knew their baby nicknames. On December 18th, 2009, on a noon flight, I took my children to the U.S. for Christmas vacation. On the very same day, December 18th, 2009, on an afternoon flight, you and Yale took off for the beaches of Phuket and shopping streets of Bangkok for Christmas vacation. Diane, as a fellow woman, I often wondered if the level of ecstasy this vacation had brought you equates to the level of devastation this vacation had brought to my children and me. Diane, I often asked myself what was it like for you to sleep in the arms of another woman’s husband, other children’s father? I wondered if you ever thought about us, the children and the wife, that we are made of flesh and blood, that we have feelings, that we could get hurt, very hurt, devastatingly hurt. I pondered if you knew you were destroying a family, if you knew your joy would bring endless tears to us.

We went to Beijing last week for Chinese New Year. Your clothes were in our Beijing home. My son screamed:” Mommy, don’t touch those, they are disgusting! Set them on fire, burn them to hell. They are the devil’s cloth!” My children are hurt. My daughter, 9 years old, now says “Mommy, I don’t ever want to get married.” My son, 8 years old, says “Diane is our Voldemort!” The psychological damage this affair has done to my children is catastrophic. They are forever emotionally damaged. With this, I announce you the winner.
How do I feel, Diane? This affair is like 10 thousand knives stabbing and chopping my heart all at once. This affair has left me in so much pain that I don’t know how to heal myself. This affair has taught me tear supply can actually be infinite. This affair has crushed me, leaving me a corpse walking around with no heart. I don’t know how to deal with this kind of pain. I don’t know how to move on. But I have children. I must move on. Diane, I pray to God that you will never have to experience this kind of betrayal and hurt. I wish you and Yale a happy life together because, after all, we are all women and we all deserve to be happy.

With sincere regards,
Lily

————————老公的回复————————————-

发件人: Yale Yang [mailto:yale.yang@gbridge.biz]
发送时间: 2010年2月23日 11:14
收件人: Zhang, Lily
抄送: Tao, Diane; yiyang_tao@ml.com; Sun, Yonghong; Winn, Sean; Stevens, Joe; Dawson, Andrew; Morrison, Alastair; Huh, Charles; Chu, Mabel; Yee, Andrew; cici779200@yahoo.com.cn; liyi@junhe.com; delh@junhe.com; josieshen@sbcglobal.net; xy@vicap.com; dcwyml@hotmail.com; charles@chicapital.com; euniqueyoung@yahoo.com.hk; Shiu, Ruby; taeyubkim@sc.com; Lai, Daniel Xiao Ming; Li, Sherry Shao Ling; Yang, Sean; Zhang, Ting; Cheung, Clara Siu Yum
主题: Re: Dear friends … Moving on …

Lily,

Please do not bring the personal issues to the public. The truth of the facts is that our marriage had been falling apart 8 years ago, divorce had been in discussion 5 years ago. Our issues are known to all the people in the word! Diane had done nothing wrong for her part! I am firmly standing by and behind Diane. I will certainly hope she will marry me one day soon!

Trying to tell the people how evil I am and Diane is in this way is not going to succeed! All the people, who knows you, me and our marriage, supported my divorce, including my good friend Zhu Wei. I am sorry I have dragged everyone into this. Lily please move on!

Sincerely yours

Yale

———–据说小三的回复——————-

发件人: Tao, Diane
发送时间: 2010年2月25日 10:25
收件人: Zhang, Lily
抄送: Yang, Yale; yiyang_tao@ml.com; Sun, Yonghong; Winn, Sean; Stevens, Joe; Dawson, Andrew; Morrison, Alastair; Huh, Charles; Chu, Mabel; Yee, Andrew; cici779200@yahoo.com.cn; liyi@junhe.com; delh@junhe.com; josieshen@sbcglobal.net; xy@vicap.com; dcwyml@hotmail.com; charles@chicapital.com; euniqueyoung@yahoo.com.hk; Shiu, Ruby; taeyubkim@sc.com; Lai, Daniel Xiao Ming; Li, Sherry Shao Ling; Yang, Sean; Zhang, Ting; Cheung, Clara Siu Yum; Wang, Cindy Xi; Zhu, Wei; xujane@gmail.com; Prince, Jamaliah
主题: Re: Dear friends … Moving on …

Dear Lily,

I understand that you are going through a difficult time in your personal life, and I sincerely hope that you will find a way to deal with it that is the best for you and your children.

I do understand how you feel. I also understand, however, that a marriage can only break apart from the inside. I do not appreciate your attempt to smear my re@#$@*&tion and paint me as the home wrecker. You know as well as Yale does that your marriage fell apart long before Yale and I even met. Whether or not I am in Yale’s life has nothing to do with the eventual outcome of your marriage. I am sure you understand this as well, but you nonetheless sought to burn me on the cross as the scapegoat for your failed marriage, which I do not believe is a mature thing to do.

Your description of the emotional damage your children have suffered is disturbing indeed. I cannot help but wondering what you have been telling them. I would think that a mother’s first and foremost priority is to protect her children from any emotional damage, rather than using them as bargaining chips with a spouse or as props to win public sympathy. Yale is the children’s father and will always be. I am sure he will always love them and be the best father he can be to them. Wouldn’t it make more sense, for the sake of the children’s wellbeing, to emphasize to them that both their parents will always love them even though one parent will not be living with them all the time? I do not see what benefit there could possibly be to teach the children to hate their own father.

You asked me how it was like to sleep in Yale’s arms. I also wanted to ask you, Lily, why would you want to hang on to someone who clearly does not want to be with you at all? Lily, you are intelligent, highly-educated and you have a high-paying and well-respected job. So why did you spend so much time and energy trying to force someone who does not care about you to stay with you? As a fellow woman I want to ask you this, don’t you think you deserve better? If there’s anything that is worse than sleeping in the arms of another woman’s husband, it is sleeping in the arms of someone who resents you, cannot stand you and wants to run away from you whenever he gets a chance. So Lily, why would you want to put yourself in that situation? Once again, don’t think you deserve better?

I sincerely hope that the pain you are currently feeling will subside soon and you can turn a new leaf in your life. Please remember, you can lose a job, you can lose a spouse, but you should never lose yourself. And please, do not vent your negative feelings on your children. They are innocent. Please always keep in mind their best interests rather than your own. You deserve true happiness, and I hope that you will find it soon.

Best regards,

Diane

———正房对小三回复的回复———–

抄送: Yang, Yale;
yiyang_tao@ml.com; Sun, Yonghong; Winn,
Sean; Stevens,Joe; Dawson, Andrew; Morrison, Alastair; Huh, Charles; Chu, Mabel;
Yee, Andrew; cici779200@yahoo.com.cn; liyi@junhe.com; delh@junhe.com; josieshen@sbcglobal.net; xy@vicap.com;
dcwyml@hotmail.com; charles@chicapital.com;
euniqueyoung@yahoo.com.hk; Shiu, Ruby; taeyubkim@sc.com; Lai, Daniel Xiao Ming;
Li, Sherry Shao Ling; Yang, Sean; Zhang, Ting; Cheung, Clara Siu Yum; Wang, Cindy
Xi; Zhu, Wei;xujane@gmail.com; Prince, Jamaliah

主题: Re: Damn You

Diane:

I thought that you should have dropped your pretentious ego by now; however your facial skin is much thicker than imaginable. Stunning.

How dare you comment on my feelings? “I do understand how you feel” – oh really? If you do, you should be shivering under a wall by now, as if you have seen the reaphook of the Death himself. Let me demonstrate you a very small proportion of my hatred towards you which is still accumulating, after you robbed my man from my very bed. If one in a thousand of that hate is concentrated in a droplet it is enough to poison a nation. Do you know what fills my mind? Vengeance, retribution. I shall have your head with dropping blood, hang on my walls so that I can appreciate an example of indignity once every hour. I shall slit your throat before the eyes of your “love”, letting him witness the true blood color of a whore, which stinks of lust. I can think of a thousand way to end your miserable pathetic life, but why bother? You will burn in eternal flame anyway. Satan has reserved a fine slot for you in Hell, where your sinful soul will repay an endless debt!

And yet don’t make yourself too conformable either when your heart still beats. You think it has ended? It never ends. The man who abandoned me will abandon you in the same cause. Value your moment in the arms of Yale, for they will soon find a new mistress after the depreciation of your inglorious little face. When the time comes, I shall acquire
immense satisfactory.

Best regards
Lily

下面是抄送所有人的附件,翻了老公的手机,搞到了小三的短信:

From: Danyang Tao [mailto:dytao@yahoo.com]
Sent: 2009年5月28日 19:50
To: Yale Yang
Subject: Re: To my baby!

Baby, I love to read your letter. I am so touched when I read this: – my love is waiting for you every morning when you wake up! Thank you so much, baby, for your love! I am so proud of being with you! I miss you a lot. Day and night, whenever, wherever, whatever! Love you, baby!

Sent from my iPhone

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  • orangej [小学英语] ,2010-05-06
    <P>豆瓣上高人的翻译</P> <P>—–先翻一下正房的—–:<BR>亲们:<BR>在一起过了13年,生了俩孩子,这个臭不要脸的男人还是跟我分手了,丫上周滚蛋了。 </P> <P>小三:<BR>这几年你对我们家了若指掌啊。我娃啥时候踢球啥时候游泳你tm都知道,连他们的小名儿你都叫得出来。09年12月18,我前脚带着孩子去美国休假,你tm后脚就跟着臭不要脸的去普吉岛厮混,去曼谷血拼。你丫也是一女人啊,知不知道你们tmd在那边有多high,我们孤儿寡母在这边就有多惨?我要是你,才没脸跟另一个女人的丈夫,还是几个孩子的父亲做这种龌龊事。我们孤儿寡母也是爹妈养大的,有血有肉的,你tm竟然忍心这么伤害我们!你tm就是把你丫的幸福建立在我们的痛苦之上! </P> <P>上周我回北京过年,竟然看到你丫的衣服那么淫荡地挂在我家里。我儿子哭着喊着让我把它们烧了,忒脏!我闺女才9岁,已经说她以后不敢嫁人了。我儿子8岁,说你是我们家的灾星。你tmd把娃们幼小的心灵彻底整成杯具了。他们这辈子毁你手里了。算你狠!<BR>我呢?我tm现在是万箭穿心啊,疼的没招没落的,悲伤已经逆流成河。我tm现在就是一行尸走肉了。咋办,你说咋办。要不是为了娃们,我也活不下去了。小三儿,我祝福你,祝福你这辈子别重蹈我的覆辙。祝你幸福,祝你全家幸福。</P> <P>–再翻一下男猪脚的—<BR>这个男人真是杀千刀的:<BR>黄脸婆:<BR>家丑不要外扬好不?咱俩8年前就感情破裂了,5年前就在说离婚了。地球人都知道咱俩的事了,关Diane啥事体?我挺着她呢,我俩马上就结婚了,爱咋地咋地吧。 </P> <P>把我俩说成魔鬼,你就好受了是不?没门!认识咱们的人都说早该离了,撑啥撑啊,连老朱也这么说。各位不好意思把你们拉进来打酱油了。算我求你了行不,你丫快滚。<BR></P>
  • orangej [小学英语] ,2010-05-06
    <P>—–上海话版的翻译—————<BR>第一封:</P> <P>亲爱额小戴/淘丹阳(音译) </P> <P>了了古起额婚姻生活当总,弄晓得所有阿拉窝里额情况.弄晓得阿拉小拧额比赛成绩;弄晓得一拉参噶额游泳训练,弄晓得一拉额小名.了了2009年12月18号,无带老一拉乘中浪乡额航班到美国起古圣诞节.就是了同一天,2009年额12月18号,弄帮无老公乘下半捏额航班到普吉岛海滩起白相了,还等了曼谷穷买么司,号称古圣诞节.小戴,同样是女拧,无一直老想晓得,拿册起白相带八弄额惊喜是伐是帮带八无跟小拧额伤害是一样额.小戴,无阿一直了门自噶像弄个能噶困了别额女拧额老公,别额小拧额亚旁边是撒感觉?无爱老想晓得,弄到底考虑古阿拉伐?考虑古小拧帮一老婆伐?阿拉是有血缘关系额呀,阿拉额感觉,可能对阿拉造成额伤害,老痛老痛额伤害,痛的来奥起话一额伤害,弄到底想古伐?我穷想八想到底弄是伐是晓得弄了破坏一额家庭,弄乃弄额开心建立了阿拉额眼粒四高头!</P> <P>上额礼拜阿拉回到北京古尼,弄额衣裳居然了阿拉窝里,无尼子突乱之间叫起来:”姆妈,<BR>覅起旁一!一拉老窝应额!闹一拉多到火里烧特!个眼才是狐狸精额衣裳!”无小拧伤了深啊!无囡恩,则有9岁,一刚”妈妈,无再阿覅结婚了”无尼子,则有8岁,一刚:”小戴就是则伏地魔”(见哈里波特)个脏事体带八一拉额心理伤害是相当杯具额.一拉永永远远伐会恢复了.是额,无承拧弄赢了.</P> <P>小戴,无有撒感觉?个脏事体就像无额心八1万步刀子乱戳八戳(千刀万剐);个脏事体带八无噶深噶深额痛苦以至于无根本伐晓得哪能恢复;个脏事体娘无晓得眼粒四原来真额流伐光额;个脏事体完全毁特无了!无现在就是一具则会走路额尸体(行尸走肉).无根本伐晓得要哪能此理个种痛苦;无根本伐晓得要哪能继续生活下去.但是无还有小拧,无必须活下去.小戴,无希望菩萨保佑弄永远阿伐会旁着个种背叛与伤害.无希望弄高亚会得古了开心,因为,刚到底,阿拉才是女拧,阿拉才应该得到幸福.(个女拧哈虚伪…纯属古拧意见)</P> <P>此致敬礼!<BR>百合花</P> <P>第二封:</P> <P>百合花, </P> <P>谢谢弄伐要闹私拧感情带到工作高头来.现在额事实就是阿拉8年额婚姻生活邦特了,阿拉5年前头就讨论离婚了.全世噶额拧才晓得阿拉额事体额好伐.小戴根本么组粗特撒事体.无绝对登了一背后头撑一额,无覅特想快地帮一结婚噢!</P> <P>弄想起帮拧噶刚无帮小戴有多少多少坏是伐会成功额,所有拧,才拧得弄个则女拧额,才晓得阿拉额婚姻额,一拉才支持无离婚额,包括无要好额旁有猪尾.无老对伐起拿额,闹拿拖进来.百合花弄继续呀有本事弄继续好来!</P> <P>此致<BR>亚 </P>
  • orangej [小学英语] ,2010-05-06
    <P>——–番外篇———-<BR>先爆点劲爆的引子,瑞信渣打小三事件的番外篇(为何是番外我只能密告安替)新加坡女怒斥中金男,男主角的母亲是人行副行长。不过这男的人很好</P> <P>先从新加坡女怒斥中金男讲起,话说本人的标准觉得男女谈恋爱只要不长期脚踩多条船,偶然换手的时候有点交错期是可以理解的。能做到这一点的投行男已经很少见了,这位中金同学大体算做到了。但是他引出了另一个教训,千万要小心IT女啊!<BR>话说该中金男和女友若干年前一起去英国读书,在英国认识了一ABC IBM技术女,两人好了几年,该男去香港渣打PE工作后又交了新女友。木有想到ABC怀恨在心,给该男和其新女友分别下了木马,进了他们的邮箱。增补一点,该男在渣打的老板就是渣打小三的情儿<BR>话说该IBM ABC看到瑞信渣打小三事件后,深受启发。先冒用中金男的名义把他跟同事议论老板(也就是渣打小三情儿)的邮件转发给了渣打全公司。。。该老板因为被戳穿已经暴怒鸟(完全不是邮件里那个讲理的正人君子样)。然后又用新加坡女的名义发了那封著名的怒斥邮件。(见下)<BR>From: Lhenreittal Y <BR>To: <A href="mailto:WangleiPE@cicc.com.cn">WangleiPE@cicc.com.cn</A> ; <A href="mailto:wanglei_chn@yahoo.co.uk">wanglei_chn@yahoo.co.uk</A> <BR>Cc:<BR><A href="mailto:xinjie@cicc.com.cn">xinjie@cicc.com.cn</A> ;<BR><A href="mailto:caojian@eplanetventures.com">caojian@eplanetventures.com</A> ;<BR><A href="mailto:cyj@fengshang2002.com">cyj@fengshang2002.com</A> ; Stevens, Joe;<BR><A href="mailto:alastair.j.morrison@gmail.com">alastair.j.morrison@gmail.com</A> ;<BR><A href="mailto:zhu.wei@sc.com">zhu.wei@sc.com</A> ; <A href="mailto:liuzhao@cicc.com.cn">liuzhao@cicc.com.cn</A></P> <P>; <A href="mailto:wangsg@cicc.com.cn">wangsg@cicc.com.cn</A><BR>; <A href="mailto:weiqi@cicc.com.cn">weiqi@cicc.com.cn</A><BR>; <A href="mailto:yaolei@cicc.com.cn">yaolei@cicc.com.cn</A><BR>; <A href="mailto:jrx_1989@163.com">jrx_1989@163.com</A> ;<BR><A href="mailto:xiatian@cicc.com.cn">xiatian@cicc.com.cn</A> ; <A href="mailto:lukai@cicc.com.cn">lukai@cicc.com.cn</A><BR>; <A href="mailto:jiangxq@cicc.com.cn">jiangxq@cicc.com.cn</A><BR>; <A href="mailto:fengdy@cicc.com.cn">fengdy@cicc.com.cn</A><BR>; <A href="mailto:zhufeng_fm@cicc.com.cn">zhufeng_fm@cicc.com.cn</A><BR>; <A href="mailto:WUXP@cicc.com.cn">WUXP@cicc.com.cn</A><BR>; <A href="mailto:weina@cicc.com.cn">weina@cicc.com.cn</A> <BR>Sent: Fri Mar 12 12:17:58 2010<BR>Subject: WL = Lying Asshole </P> <P>WL,<BR>you are a liar and a cheater! I left my husband and Singapore for you,<BR>thinking I can finally find happiness. Last August when we got<BR>intimate during our Nanjing project, you promised to abandon your<BR>second fiancée for me. But it’s been seven months and you’re still<BR>telling me to stay hidden because you don’t want our coworkers, your<BR>friends and family to know you’re living with a married woman who is<BR>not your wife. Well, I just found out that the real reason you want<BR>everyone to think you’re single is because you’re secretly whoring<BR>around with at least two other 情妇 at the same time! One is a married<BR>client of SC and the other one is a 21-year-old high school dropout<BR>from the 峰尚 project where we worked together! I can’t believe you are<BR>screwing around with so many women on company time. Did being on the<BR>Board of Directors at 峰尚 help you to score? No wonder it always took<BR>you so long to get work done! And I finally understand why you carried<BR>around three separate boxes of condoms in your brown travel bag. I<BR>always wondered why you bought so many since it’s not like we were able<BR>to use a lot anyway.</P> <P>You explained that you were using the<BR>married woman to curry favors from her husband’s business. How does<BR>that explain the intimate exchanges you continue to have after you’ve<BR>gone to CICC and why would she offer to buy you expensive gifts? What<BR>“services” do you perform for her? Don’t you feel ashamed that your<BR>ex-fiancée subsidized your housing for the last two years and to keep<BR>you happy, had to buy you expensive things like the USD$300 shoes<BR>you’re wearing on your feet and the USD$500 flashlight you keep in your<BR>car, only to have you turn around and cheat on her? </P> <P>I’m<BR>telling everyone at SC and CICC you are a 卑鄙小人and not to trust you<BR>without adult supervision on company projects, because you will surely<BR>take advantage of company resources to cheat, lie, and sleep around<BR>with anyone from the office. </P> <P>Shame on you, WL! Go back to your mommy.</P> <P>&nbsp;</P>
  • orangej [小学英语] ,2010-05-06
    <P>河南话版本<BR>花木兰译<BR>———正房对小三回复的回复———–<BR>Diane:<BR>I thought that you should have dropped your pretentious ego by now; however your facial skin is much thicker than imaginable. Stunning.</P> <P>三妮!<BR>俺寻思嫩早该放下嫩的臭架子唻,木想到嫩的脸皮比城墙厚,晕菜!</P> <P>How dare you comment on my feelings? “I do understand how you feel” – oh really? If you do, you should be shivering under a wall by now, as if you have seen the reaphook of the Death himself. Let me demonstrate you a very small proportion of my hatred towards you which is still accumulating, after you robbed my man from my very bed. If one in a thousand of that hate is concentrated in a droplet it is enough to poison a nation. Do you know what fills my mind? Vengeance, retribution. I shall have your head with dropping blood, hang on my walls so that I can appreciate an example of indignity once every hour. I shall slit your throat before the eyes of your “love”, letting him witness the true blood color of a whore, which stinks of lust. I can think of a thousand way to end your miserable pathetic life, but why bother? You will burn in eternal flame anyway. Satan has reserved a fine slot for you in Hell, where your sinful soul will repay an endless debt! </P> <P>嫩真有种儿,敢谑莫俺是啥感受?“俺理解你”,靠!嫩理解?嫩现在就该被埋到城墙根儿下,让嫩看看索命鬼儿手里的镰刀!</P> <P>自打嫩把俺那死鬼从俺俩儿的床上裹走,俺就想让嫩瞅瞅俺心里熬煎成的恨,哪怕是一滴儿,毒死嫩全家都够了!</P> <P>嫩知不着俺现在想啥?有冤伸冤,有仇报仇。俺想提着嫩血淋淋的头挂到城墙上,让老百姓都来瞅瞅嫩这羞死先人的!<BR>俺想当着嫩“姘头”的面撕烂嫩的喉咙,让那死鬼看看他的“破鞋”血到底是啥颜色儿!<BR>俺都想了一千回了咋结果嫩那可怜兮兮的小贱命儿,可是犯不着!阎王殿的小鬼儿早都支好桩了,就等着把嫩叉到火堆上烤,用嫩那昧着的良心来还俺这还不完的债吧!<BR>And yet don’t make yourself too conformable either when your heart still beats. You think it has ended? It never ends. The man who abandoned me will abandon you in the same cause. Value your moment in the arms of Yale, for they will soon find a new mistress after the depreciation of your inglorious little face. When the time comes, I shall acquire<BR>immense satisfactory.<BR>Best regards<BR>Lily </P> <P>嫩白太滋溺了,嫩也摸心口还跳不跳。拉到了?咱到头也不算完。那死鬼蹬了俺就不会蹬了嫩?嫩就掰着指头数吧,看嫩那小狐媚脸还能在他怀里磨叽几天。他玩腻了还会寻个新姘头唻。真到了那天,俺也安心了。</P> <P>敬礼!<BR>丽丽</P> <P>&nbsp;</P>
  • orangej [小学英语] ,2010-05-06
    <P>南京话版:</P> <P>亲戚朋友们:  我都有的儿不好意思开口。在一块堆儿过了十三年唠,娃儿都生了两个了,这个臭不要脸的鸟男人还是不跟我玩了,个狗日的,上个礼拜蹿的了。</P> <P>小三子:</P> <P>  这个几年里头,你对我家的情况是掌握得准确得一塌带一抹噢!我家娃儿什么时候踢球、什么时候游泳,你都晓得,他们的小名字,你都叫得出来。09年的12月18号,我前脚带着娃儿Ki美国度假,后脚你就跟着那个死不掉的Ki普吉岛鬼混。你晓不晓得你们两人在那头有多开心,我带着娃儿孤儿寡母的在这头就有多受罪?要是我换成你,才没得脸跟另外一个女人的丈夫,还有几个娃儿的老男人做这种倒霉瞌的无歹事情呢!我们孤儿寡母,也是老爹老妈养大的,也是血肉之躯,你个小妖精阿忍心啊,酱紫害我们!</P> <P>  上个礼拜我回家过年,没得想到,你的衣裳还那么不要脸地持在我家的房间里头。我儿子哭着喊着叫我把你的衣裳烧的地,讲太恶赖了!我家丫头才9岁,就说她以后不敢结婚唠,我儿子8岁,讲你是我家的扫把星。我把我家娃儿们纯洁幼小的心灵,都搞成杯具唠!他们的这辈子算是完了,给你毁的唠!你真太狠唠!</P> <P>  回头再讲讲我自己。唉,我这刻儿的心里头,像是被戳了无数个窟窿眼儿,疼啊,疼得是一得儿办法都没得!眼泪水么,淌得就跟大河一样滴的!我就跟魂给收走了样的。光剩个躯壳了!怎么办哩,你讲怎么办哩!要不是看在两个娃儿没得人带,我就不活了!小三子,我巴望你这辈子表搞到临了搞得跟我一个下场,还好啊?!</P>
  • orangej [小学英语] ,2010-05-06
    <P>苏州话版 老婆的</P> <P>亲爱个朋友<BR>经过勒13年搭两个漂亮个小囡辣一道,耶鲁搭偶分开勒。耶鲁上个礼拜已经搬出气哉。</P> <P>亲爱个黛安/Tao Dan Yang,</P> <P>辣勒过去个几年里头,内清爽尼窝里巷个所有事体。内晓得尼小人啥辰光足球比赛,内晓得啥辰光俚朵游泳训练。内居然咸晓得俚朵个小名。2009年12月18号<BR>,偶乘夜班飞机带小人气美国过圣诞节,内搭耶鲁飞到普吉岛跟曼谷商业街过圣诞节。黛安阿,作为女同事,偶穷奇怪,内阿是那嫩嘎欢喜个趟旅游多一点拿就那嫩嘎欢喜阴损偶搭小人个假期。黛安阿,偶一劲问偶自家困勒人家女人个男人,人家小人个爷臂把里巷是啥个感觉?偶奇怪啊内阿想过尼娘俩各?尼还是有血有肉的人啊!尼哈有感觉阿!尼哈穷受伤个呀!偶想勿通阿!内是辣勒拆特尼一家门人阿!内阿晓得内个好涅假是会8尼带来格是落勿光个眼泪阿!</P> <P>尼上个礼拜气北京过个春节。内个衣裳辣勒尼北京个窝里巷。尼小囡叫起来:“姆妈,勿要气旁,腻子杀忒勒!放8虎,烧特里!归个是龌龊么事个衣裳!”偶个小囡老作孽个。小囡只有9岁啊,现在辣杠:“姆妈,偶勿要结婚”偶8岁个男小官杠:“黛安是尼个瘟神![伏地魔]”个张事体对尼两个小人个心理影响几花严重!为兹各个,偶辣各个冷天搭内翻面孔!</P> <P>黛安,内那嫩乡个?个张事体象1万把刀拉海挖偶个心阿。个张事体带8偶多少偶勿晓得阿弄得好自家个伤痛阿。个张事体娘偶晓得眼里水是落勿光个!个张事体奈偶压得粉粉碎,只剩下来一付活僵尸。偶勿晓得那嫩嘎弄好自家。偶勿晓得那嫩嘎再继续。不过偶有小人,偶58办法还是要继续下气!黛安,偶帮内烧高香保佑内搭耶鲁永远勿要碰则各种伤害搭背叛。偶希望内搭耶鲁辣勒一道有好涅假过,毕竟,尼才是女人,女人应该快乐!</P> <P><BR>苏州话 老公版</P> <P>丽莉啊<BR>请内勿要乃窝里巷个事体弄到台面郎来。事体是个嫩嘎个,尼个婚姻8年前头就要翘特勒,离婚个事体5年前头就开始杠起来了。现在这张事体全世界才晓得哉!黛安从俚个立场,俚58做粗啥个事体!偶坚定个支持俚个!偶交规巴望有个嫩嘎一天俚会得尽快8偶!</P> <P>内个嫩嘎缸8人家听偶搭黛安有的几花龌龊是勿会得有效果个!内认得个各的人才晓得,内搭偶的婚姻,才支持偶搭内离婚,包括偶个好弟兄朱伟。偶老勿好意思乃各的人才拖进个张事体里来。丽莉阿内继续!</P> <P>内亲爱个<BR>耶鲁<BR></P>
  • orangej [小学英语] ,2010-05-06
    北京话版:<BR>&nbsp;<BR>亲们: <BR>在一起过了13年,生了俩孩子,这个臭不要脸的男人还是跟我分手了,丫上周滚蛋了。 <BR>小三: <BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 这几年你对我们家了若指掌啊。我娃啥时候踢球啥时候游泳你tm都知道,连他们的小名儿你都叫得出来。09年12月18,我前脚带着孩子去美国休假,你tm 后脚就跟着臭不要脸的去普吉岛厮混,去曼谷血拼。你丫也是一女人啊,知不知道你们tmd在那边有多high,我们孤儿寡母在这边就有多惨?我要是你,才没脸跟另一个女人的丈夫,还是几个孩子的父亲做这种龌龊事。我们孤儿寡母也是爹妈养大的,有血有肉的,你tm竟然忍心这么伤害我们!你tm就是把你丫的幸福建立在我们的痛苦之上! <BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 上周我回北京过年,竟然看到你丫的衣服那么**地挂在我家里。我儿子哭着喊着让我把它们烧了,忒脏!我闺女才9岁,已经说她以后不敢嫁人了。我儿子8岁,说你是我们家的灾星。你tmd把娃们幼小的心灵彻底整成杯具了。他们这辈子毁你手里了。算你狠! <BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 我呢?我tm现在是万箭穿心啊,疼的没招没落的,悲伤已经逆流成河。我tm现在就是一行尸走肉了。咋办,你说咋办。要不是为了娃们,我也活不下去了。小三儿,我祝福你,祝福你这辈子别重蹈我的覆辙。祝你幸福,祝你全家幸福。
  • orangej [小学英语] ,2010-05-06
    <P>网络沸腾了 八投行学英语 </P> <P>这几封邮件三月上旬就开始在网上流传,起初只是一则八卦,流传久了却让网友解读出了另外的意思。网友“yimaobuba”表示认识当事人,干脆手绘了一张人物关系图,放在微博上,并把自己称为“真相大神”。借着“瑞信女事件”,yimaobuba干脆来了个大爆料,表示投资银行向来多八卦:“投行(投资银行)八卦多的原因有这样几点:一是钱多,起年收入就上200万了;二是工作太忙,只能内部消化;三是投行男大多上学时是书呆子,不受欢迎,于是有了成就后胡闹取得心理平衡。”受了瑞信女的启发,网上干脆掀起了一股“八投行”的热潮,网友们都贡献出了自己知道的投行八卦。最后有人总结道:“谁是投行的?你才是投行的,你们全家都是投行的!” </P> <P>投行的八卦还只是一方面。网友“rainbow”说:“英文书信是真懂礼貌,信里面你来我往的都要掐起来了,落款还是,你最亲爱的某某某,你最真诚的某某某……”网友“Sandy”则根据全英文的信件总结道:“在我们国家,如果你在外资当白领,还是要掌握很好的英语,两口子打架也一定要用英语,而且抄送给别人,否则不随时显示你是个使用英语的中国人。”他说,英文只是一方面,行文里浓重的公关味道则又是另一个启示:“当白领就要当个白领的骨干、精英,要有PR(公关)的意识,积极制造舆论和应付危机公关的能力。” </P> <P>网友“Rose”从事英语教育工作,干脆拿这几封信当起了英文教学素材,制作了一个“瑞信女事件四六级点评”,几封书信中经常出现“I hope”这位老师特别提示:“‘hope’不能表达成‘will hope’,高考常考,考生们要参考这几个‘I hope’句式。” </P> <P>英文谁看得懂啊 要翻译成方言才好 </P> <P>全英文的书信再精彩,也有看不懂的网友。于是英文人才们便大笔一挥开始了翻译工作,界面语言就要友好得彻底,干脆翻译成亲切的方言得了。短短几天,网上已经出现了北京话、上海话、南京话多个方言版本。 </P> <P>语言的不同,从抬头就能看出来。瑞信女的邮件中直接称呼小三为“Diane”,这还是外国人做派。到了北京话版本里,抬头就变成了“小三儿”,上海人则客客气气地喊一声“亲爱额小戴”,至于南京话呢,气势汹汹的一句:“小三子!”北京话最后还来了一段郭敬明:“我是在万箭穿心啊,疼得没着没落的,悲伤已经逆流成河。”上海话里伤心都带着商量的语气:“小戴,无有撒感觉?”南京话说起来,那是千头万绪无从说起:“唉,我这刻儿的心里头,像是被戳了无数个窟窿眼儿,疼啊,疼得是一得儿办法都没得!眼泪水么,淌得就跟大河一样滴的!”<BR></P>
  • luoll [小学英语] ,2010-05-12
    So funny! <div></div>
  • bluevina [四级英语] ,2010-05-13
    read it
  • 青城飞堰 [四级英语] ,2010-05-21
    太厉害了……
  • treer [四级英语] ,2010-05-24
    实在是强啊!
  • xdjxdja [四级英语] ,2010-07-08
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