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英语成人笑话

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zhishibar 时间:2011-07-11 10:58  1069次点击 | 0 关注

        Salesgirl: excuse me sir, you can not smoke here...

  Customer: but I bought these cigarettes from your store...

  Salesgirl: sir we also sell condoms, but it doesn’t mean you can fuck here.

 

 

  A guy asks hooker how much?

  She says: $50 on bed,$20 on sofa,$10 on grass.

  He gave her $50.

  She says: you’re a man of class. one time on bed?

  Guy said: no! Five times on grass!

 

 

     A new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks. He noticed a female horse.

  Captain: whats that horse for?

  Soldier: our men use her if they feel an urge to have sex.

  Captain: ah, it is ok.

  (One night, the captain feels an urge, so the soldier brought the horse to his tent. the captain fucked the horse. after that, he saw the soldier smiling Outside his tent)

  Captain: it’s so hard! How do you do it?

  Soldier: we ride on the horse to the next town where the girl are.

  Captain: son-of-a-bitch!!!

 

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